With the heat on and the windows up
I need new people in my life
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
Me: Nice to meet you
Me if I could save every homeless cat in the world
I have to start eating better
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