When my love songs play in front of the homies

Are you always this sarcastic?

I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time

Packs two hours before leaving for a trip

When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive

"Guys" I say as I talk to myself

When you accidently slam down the toilet seat

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

7 year old me switching on the car light for one second