When my love songs play in front of the homies

You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake

I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor

Relationship status: Probably never again

When the movie begins

My taste in women

Me with my one shot, one opportunity

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet