When I'm late for class
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Elder siblings
When a man tells a woman to calm down
Me on the weekend
When you accidentally step on a toy pig
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Me trying to find the motivation to go to work tomorrow
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
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