awesomeness

Introverts talking to other people VS. Introverts talking to themselves

What cows see when I drive past them

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

*Watches the food network once*

Women when they have to admit they were wrong

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

Being a parent VS. Being an uncle

When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you