Why aren't you working?
Imagine sleeping all night
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
Sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time
…
What's up?
Lookin' like a snack
Me watching all these reboots of my favorite movies
My toxic trait is overthinking fake scenarios
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