Why aren't you working?
When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
The first drone I saw flying in primary school
I am fast, very fast
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
That one kid who always runs to lunch
When they forget to give you a blanket
I do wish I hadn't cried so much
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