Me getting my oil changed
Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person
Do you want fries?
When your parents are yelling at you
I can't wait for my birthday
What cows see when I drive past them
A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
That moment when someone calls you exactly at 12AM on your birthday
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