When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
I have two problems in life
You can't touch this
When I peel potatoes
Too old to be young, and too young to be old
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
My motivation
Don't look too deep into it
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
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