Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response

Don't be making your faces

Me accidentally surviving everything in life

When your job is calling you on your day off

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

Did you cut your own bangs?

When you're different from all your friends

My girlfriend doesn't control me

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door