Your vacation was not approved
With the heat on and the windows up
Do you want fries?
You can fake a lot of things in life
When I finally marry my favorite person
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
I don't have time to Google lyrics
Someone: sends a screenshot
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