I like my water the way I like my emotions
We don't need a mechanic!
Takes one sip of coffee
When I talk on the phone at my house
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
When someone ask me directions
You gotta bump those numbers up
How do daughter and son request for money
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