I like my water the way I like my emotions
I have two milestones at work
How do you like your banana?
When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it
When she's getting on your nerves
When someone sits beside you on the bus
My girlfriend doesn't control me
Lookin' like a snack
Do not touch my scissors
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