Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?

When a man tells a woman to calm down

Me overthingking every single thing I do or say

Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"

My two personalities

When you're mad at him, but he says something funny

Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit