It's all about the angle

Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?

Me calling my best friend...

When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product

The song in the car: *about to hit the sick beat drop*

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

Me in my profile picture VS. Me in real life

Most people don't want to be rich

When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware