I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over

POV: HR is about to fire you

Me: *wakes up on time*

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone

I doubt it!

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine