Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...

When you meow at your owner for food

I don't wanna work but I need the money

Me at the very edge of the mattress

Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment

You are not a guest anymore, you are family

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

Waiting for the next text while we arguing

When the dessert you've been saving is missing