Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...

Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

Why I like going for drives alone

I need new people in my life

The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons

After all, why not?

My cat any time I use the bathroom

Me googling to see if I can give my dog a bite of my dinner