Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
*Crush passes by in front of us*
How do you like your banana?
When I leave a party early and unannounced
When they realise they live in the milky way
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
Today was great
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
Me if I could save every homeless cat in the world
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