Me checking if everyone else is vibing with the song I put on

You're so quiet

When you meow at your owner for food

Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots

This is going to be me in 50 years

What my food sees through the door of the microwave

Me watching how to lose weight quickly tutorials

Me at 3am watching my videogame character get a full night of sleep

Adulthood isn't always work and bills