When you do something really bad in a dream
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Me googling the number that called me
Me, an intellectual
I almost didn't come in today
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
My dog coming to get pets
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
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