Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

My eyes in the mirror VS My eyes in photos

Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night

What we have to do, minutes after we're finished

Me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night

I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you

Me on the outside VS. Me on the inside

I have like 8000 interests and zero skills