Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
When you did see a few red flags
Me trying to figure out what's going on in the world
With your powers combined I am adulthood
Me reentering the dating pool
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Food that will hurt my stomach later
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
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