When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
When I ask my mom if I can go out
Girls with cold hands
My back hurts so bad
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
When you watched Netflix all day...
We don't need a mechanic!
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