When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
Opening the oven to check on your food like
When she's getting on your nerves
The older I get, the more introverted I become
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
Me after every step of cooking
I never have enough time to do anything
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
When you haven't slept all night but you're in a good mood
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