When you accidentally touch your sense of humor

Me: *texts my dad an important life update*

Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep

I don't have time to Google lyrics

A spider doing absolutely nothing

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money

What's your favorite thing to do?

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs