Before your anxiety kicks in
With the heat on and the windows up
When the wife starts posting selfies
Me trying to use a shower at a hotel
The good old days
When you have to drive all the time
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
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