People who know me in person
Eating Watermelon with my clone
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
My relationship is like my car
When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
My friends in real life
I am fast, very fast
Don't look too deep into it
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