Me browsing cars I can't afford
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
Making money VS. Spending money
When you are talking to someone and they spit
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
Be gentle closing the door
The older I get, the more introverted I become
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
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