One more pizza roll
When I talk on the phone at my house
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
I skip the first slice of bread
I used to do this
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me
Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant
Why did you jump in your sleep?
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