One more pizza roll

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

When dad tells a terrible joke

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

Having a little nap on the sofa

*Watches the food network once*

When your best friend motivates you

Few minutes after girls check into hotels

I like my water the way I like my emotions