Today was great
I literally don't do anything all day
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
How hungry are you?
You can't touch this
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When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
Morning people by 8 PM
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