Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
I have two problems in life
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Me getting my oil changed
When someone's phone screen is a pic of themselves
How men shower
My dog won't hurt you
Your face when the pothole was deeper than it looked
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
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