Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
Yes, I had breakfast
That one fork
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
*Dented car speeds past me*
Stop using your energy to worry
When you stop to let someone cross
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
I skip the first slice of bread
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