Me with soft boiled eggs
One season per night
The slow one in the group
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
What I want VS. What I can
When dad tells a terrible joke
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
31 year old me in the shower
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