When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"
When your food sounds like a battlefield
Your vacation was not approved
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Reasons why I turn on the TV
Do you wanna play?
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
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