When you're mad at him, but he says something funny

When I talk on the phone at my house

Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant

POV: You're an Android user

When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday

I can't wait for my birthday

POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist

Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it