When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
My routine is simple
When your kid is between sizes
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it
Who's laughing now?
Me: I need to start eating better
He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home
Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email
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