When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix
Please don't tell mom
I'm tired inside and out
I have two problems in life
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
When someone says "this one time"
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