Packs two hours before leaving for a trip
The special ones
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Me spending money on travel
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
Me, an intellectual
When your best friend forgot to greet you on your birthday
Waiting for the next text while we arguing
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
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