Packs two hours before leaving for a trip
My face when my kids tell me to turn down my music
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
The main character in a true story movie
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
Me at least once a day, everyday
I think I've had about all I can take
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
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