Packs two hours before leaving for a trip
Having a great time with friends
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
No pickles, please!
Me after noticing a slight change in someone's energy towards me
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
Men over 40 in skinny jeans
Me: *wakes up on time*
When someone starts talking to me
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