I almost didn't come in today
My name alone will ruin someone's whole day
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
But hey, things happen
When a handsome guy passes by but I'm with my dad
I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive
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