I almost didn't come in today
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
Do you have any special skills?
I'll get a dog for protection
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me
The fastest things on Earth
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
It's so wrong
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
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