I almost didn't come in today

When you wake up before your friend at their house

Everytime I see a cactus

Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

My dreams are weird

Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person

People who change job frequently VS. People who stay at the same job

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name