I almost didn't come in today
Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
When you try pulling the hotel blanket from where it's tucked
When they forget to give you a blanket
My mom when I opened up a bag of candy
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
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