I almost didn't come in today
When someone asks me about directions
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
I like my water the way I like my emotions
Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something
If you can travel back in time, what will you do?
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
*Puts car in neutral*
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