Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
When you lose your train of thought midsentence
Why I can't hang out
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
I ain't clearing up no rumors
I want to get in better shape
I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
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