New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
My har vs. My dad's hair
I'm so glad I'm single
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
When your friend takes a bad picture of you
Me: I need to start eating better
When the wife starts posting selfies
Girls: Why don't boys get our signs
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