Did you cut your own bangs?
When she replies fast
Me staring at my bed one last time before I leave
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
My dad played that card until I was 16
When you meow at your owner for food
POV: Me staring into a mirror watching my barber ruin my whole social life
When you get invited to go to a party
When you play death metal for your friends
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