Did you cut your own bangs?

I will never talk to you again

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

"Guys" I say as I talk to myself

My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do

I have two milestones at work

Me if I could save every homeless cat in the world

When someone asks you a question right after you wake up

When my pet starts liking someone else too much