Did you cut your own bangs?
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
New relationship be like
When someone sits beside you on the bus
Them: it's not even that cold stop being dramatic
9 year old me thinking the game would load faster if I acted like I didn't care
I won the genetic lottery
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
You want to deposit the whole $3?
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