Did you cut your own bangs?
Kids will call your name a hundred times
When you did see a few red flags
I'm not really into drama
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
I found somebody better than you
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
Me eating again because I'm bored
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