Did you cut your own bangs?

I have like 8000 interests and zero skills

When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching

Having a little nap on the sofa

Me listening to the pouring rain outside my window

Moms wondering where all the shampoo went

It's wird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen

Me asking everyone how they like their burger

Me trying to use a shower at a hotel