Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
Too old to be young, and too young to be old
You wanted a man in your life so bad
I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive
Me feeling a really bad attitude coming on
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
Dad, wake up!
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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