Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
Why did you jump in your sleep?
When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips
Me trying to send a nice message to my dad
Is there anything in this world that makes you cry everytime except cutting onions?
My wife's hair in the drain
When people test your patience at work
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
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