Move the most important things first
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk
Me turning off my 4am alarm I set when I was a lil too motivated last night
My anxiety whispering in my ear
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
After all, why not?
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