You're so quiet
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
My har vs. My dad's hair
Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
Where is the TV remote?
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
Me explaining why Sith lightsabers are red
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