You're so quiet
When you realize he's right in the argument
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
My girlfriend doesn't control me
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
I am making an omelette
Films on my watchlist for months
A little change in weather
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