You're so quiet
Me pretending not to see
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
My mom pretending to like my macaroni art
My girlfriend doesn't control me
When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min
When you realize he's right in the argument
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