My mom and dad
I'm in the mood to watch a movie where in the last 10 minutes, a twist comes that changes the entire meaning of the story
Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?
I almost didn't come in today
Well that's something!
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
I never said that
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
So you are a good player
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