Me when I read my old chats
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
I'm not really into drama
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
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