When you got two pets
Food cooked my mom
Me every morning
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
Me after every step of cooking
When you are talking to someone and they spit
Me trying to figure out what's going on in the world
You're gonna drive slow right
I won the genetic lottery
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