When you got two pets
My dad played that card until I was 16
When you drop your phone off the bed
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
When you get the deluxe car wash
When your ex posts about loyalty
I like sandwiches and I have anxiety
Friend I haven't seen in years
Me eating again because I'm bored
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