When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Move the most important things first
If we "talk" you ain't single
When you feel guilty about not studying
*Puts car in neutral*
When the flight attendant closes the door
I want to be happy
Then and now
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
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