Me googling the number that called me
Me thinking about a nap
We should get a cake
Me spending money on travel
My plans for the rest of the year
That moment when someone calls you exactly at 12AM on your birthday
When your friend takes a bad picture of you
Time to test your reflexes
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
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