Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping

Me realizing she won't like my dog

Please, one ridiculous problem at a time

You have emotionally clocked out for the day

When Netflix freezes to ask if you're still watching

A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no