When you're at a birthday party as a kid
Move the most important things first
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Are you angry?
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
I have to go to work
Not playing for two days
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
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