Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
You gotta bump those numbers up
I can't wait for my birthday
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Me bringing home fast food for dinner
When the wife starts posting selfies
When your job is calling you on your day off
How my dog feels when I let him off the leash
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