When someone starts talking to me
I like my water the way I like my emotions
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
I have to go to work
Opens washing machine to take out washed clothes
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me
Wasting a good outfit on a boring day
Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
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