When someone starts talking to me
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
Stop using your energy to worry
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
Why are you introverted?
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
I'll get a dog for protection
Me getting ready for work
I'm never eating fast food again
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