When someone starts talking to me

Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel

I'm not clingy at all

When you finish every possible quest in a game

Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix

I skip the first slice of bread

I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

My dad played that card until I was 16