According to my mom: Dad side relatives VS. Mom side relatives
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
In the backseat, opening a bag of candy
Making a custom gaming character
Me googling the number that called me
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
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