According to my mom: Dad side relatives VS. Mom side relatives
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
You're so quiet
Me when there's a new documentary about...
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
How unlucky are you?
Films on my watchlist for months
Me at the very edge of the mattress
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
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