When a handsome guy passes by but I'm with my dad
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
Me when I read my old chats
I am fast, very fast
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
How I wasted my life looking at memes
When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
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