What did you eat today?
When you trying to sleep with the TV on
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
When you do something really bad in a dream
Me every time I see someone walking towards my car
I am making an omelette
Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
My life, my rules
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
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