When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
Potatoes in literally any form
When I get back from my trip
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
Before your anxiety kicks in
When you stop to let someone cross
When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
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